Noah was a drunk
Abraham was too old
Isaac was a daydreamer
Jacob was a liar
Leah was ugly
Joseph was abused
Moses had a stuttering problem
Gideon was afraid
Samson was a womenizer
Jeremiah and Timothy were too young
David had an affair and was a murderer
Isaiah preached naked
Jonah ran from God
Naomi was a widow
Job went bankrupt
Peter denied Christ
The Disciples fell asleep while praying
Martha worried about everything
ZAccheus was too small
Paul was too religious
Timothy had an ulcer
and Lazarus was dead